My daughter and I went to Costco recently. In the meat aisle, there was an employee with a megaphone reminding everyone to stay away from each other. We couldn’t understand him. My daughter asked what he said. I told her “attention shoppers. I am attempting to put the megaphone in my mouth and hope you can understand me. “
The guy in front of us turned around and laughed. It took us about 5 more announcements before we could figure out what he was saying.