I posted this as my status on Facebook earlier. I was surprised at how many of my friends agreed.
“When I thought back on an unusual day, I came to the conclusion that there are some people who could benefit from squirt bottle training, like we use with the cats. Unfortunately, though, I suspect that some people I know would end up soaking wet, instead of mildly damp, after interactions with me. I have to look around for a travel sized squirt bottle.”
Today is mildly better. I still want the squirt bottle, though.