This is what I go through every morning. I make every attempt to not step on a cat, and to not trip and fall over one. They make every attempt to get me to their level. I stall them by feeding them, and I get about ten to twelve steps before someone comes back to attempt to kill me. When there are more than one human awake, it makes it a little easier, but the cats split up and attempt to kill us both. Or all three of us. However many are awake.